This was another wild gift from Chantell. When you squeezed it this crazy gross egg type thing came out of it's ass. Last night while I was squeezing it therapeutically it exploded in my face. A foul smelling viscous liquid shot into my eyes and into my computer keyboard and onto my monitor. I believe I felt a slight burning sensation. I sent some of the substance away to be tested, the scientists said it didn't originate on Earth. That yellow ball was the yolk which I found later at a great distance from the body. I start intensive psychotherapy tomorrow.
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