Thursday, December 31, 2009

Happy New Year.


This seems like an appropriate way to ring in the New Year.

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Gus and Chicken.


Gus seems fond of his chicken. So much so he will attempt to kill in order to protect it. You can also see his more psychotic younger brother lurking in the background, just waiting for blood.

Monday, December 28, 2009

One Tree Hill.


Eight kms should be far enough away to be safe from those monstrous winged beasts.

Sunday, December 27, 2009

Killer Birds Of Green Hill Lake.


Don't look at it through your binoculars, run goddamn it, that thing is huge, it will peck your eyes out. AAAAAAAH!

Saturday, December 26, 2009

Halls Gap From The Pinnacle.


The view from the Pinnacle in the middle of a Boxing Day road trip through the Gramps.

Friday, December 25, 2009

Merry XMAS!


Santa Claus.

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Skott Bauble.


A brand new bauble on a brand new tree in a brand new house. Good work to all those involved.

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

100000km.


In other Conformodore related news, she ticked over 100000km today. Not bad for a 25 year old pile of poo.

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

LPG.


The Commodore was converted to Liquefied Petroleum Gas over the weekend. Good news for the wallet.

Monday, December 21, 2009

Old Man Elf Head.


The Grey Ghost is mad for Xmas festivities. Here he sports an elf hat while being forcefully restrained due to unbridled yuletide excitement.

Sunday, December 20, 2009

The Convent Again.


AT LAST! ABLETT WINS MEDAL.

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Harley William Roach.


Mandy and Brad's brand spanking new boy, Harley. He seems like a hell of a good little fella.

Friday, December 18, 2009

Squirrel Po-lice.


This copper is packing heat.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Lisa Mitchell.


Saw Lisa Mitchell at The Thornbury Theatre this evening for her secret XMas show. 'Twas very good.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Laid Out.


Since his recent return from the "pet resort", this dog has done nothing but lay his ass down. Wherever, whenever. I think the "pet resort" sapped his will to live.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

The Things That I Had To Bring.


I headed around to Advico and Picto's to watch the season finale of Dexter. It was shoooockkkkkinnnngggg!!! These are the objects I was told to bring, except the crazy postcard, that belongs to some other people, who need to figure out how to get it.

Monday, December 14, 2009

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Kybrook Pet Retreat.


Not much of a resort, if you ask me.

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Someone's Hiding.


Winnie thought it would be fun to hide in a hole under the fence. I thought it would be fun to photograph it.

Friday, December 11, 2009

Fortuna.


This statue is goddamn ugly. I do like the look on her face and the fact that she is holding a skull.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Tuning.


The Goon Bag Entrepreneur tunes up before regaling us with more magical songs.


Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Creepy Doll Head.


I found this creepy ass doll in someone's yard back when I was working in Ararat. It is still hanging around, being creepy.

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Bird Mobile.


I recently inherited this bird mobile. It hangs above the kitchen sink. It has a mild calming effect.

Monday, December 7, 2009

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Black Lead.


Of the named paddocks on the property in Ararat, this is my favourite. I like the Ye Olde font that has been used.

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Tuck 2009.


My brother broke his arm earlier in the week so I helped him and Ash bury their smaller cat Tuck. He probably died from a snake bite. We knocked up a cross for the little fella and there he lays.

Friday, December 4, 2009

Bernard's Magic Shop.


I happened upon the auction today for this Elizabeth Street stalwart. I believe the final bid for the building was $7,010,000. Seven million and ten thousand dollars. That's a lot of top hats filled with rabbits.

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Crazy Brunswick Tree.


This tree was only possible due to the kind donations of the Brunswick community! ie. Junk.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Child's Toy.


I wonder if there is one or more of these objects in every doctors surgery in Australia.

Monday, November 30, 2009

It's Beginning to Look More Like Xmas.


An angel from Paige and Mike's tree in Res.

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Childhood Book.


This book, Little Black Sambo, is undoubtedly racist and I'm not sure where it came from when I was a child, but something about the crudeness of the illustration used to send me into fits of uncontrollable laughter.

Saturday, November 28, 2009

North.


I rode the Moonee Ponds Creek trail north today. This is taken on the Western Ring Road pathj looking almost to the city. This part of the ride is boring and electrifying at the same time.

Friday, November 27, 2009

Serious Eye Problem.


Chantell and Sam spent some time in Thailand earlier in the month, they brought me back some stuff, including a bottle of Havana Club Añejo Blanco and this dude who has a real problem with bloodshot and bulging eyes. He also has something protruding down south which may or may not be his appendage.

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Sarah Blasko.


The Arias were on tonight. And while they were very shit, for the most part the right people won, including Sarah Blasko who I heart to bits.

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Weirdness.


This mess of concrete and railway line is along the Merri Creek Path near CERES. It beats me what it is supposed to be.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

XMas Wreath.


A wreath in the Foodcourt at Barkly Square, my Monday/Tuesday lunchtime hangout.

Monday, November 23, 2009

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Don't Tell Tom.


Jenni's 30th Birthday was held at the Penny Black which used to be Don't Tell Tom which used to be the Brunswick Post Office. This is prior to the heavens opening for like 15 hours.

Friday, November 20, 2009

Scary Looking Dude.


A scary dude on a railway box near Moreland Station.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

DUNRO.


Down Under the Normanby Road Overpass.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Logistics.


Two blokes discuss the logistics of depositing a water tank over a fence, early on a sunny Ballarat Cup morning.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Good For You!


I think someone must be learning Anglish here.

Monday, November 16, 2009

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Nicky and Jared Steel.


Nicky and Jared Steel. 14th November, 2009. Maribyrnong Boathouse, Moonee Ponds.

Friday, November 13, 2009

Egg Like Thing.


This seems to be representation of an egg like human. We all know how much I like humans that are shaped like eggs.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Rat Chaser.


My second last day of looking after Rat Chaser, Poofta Paw, Ghostly, Mental Archibold. Him and his gay-ass paw look quite content in this picture.