The clocks at Flinders Street Station.

Another pre-mobile telephone meeting place. It still seems to be the meeting place for bogans, scally-wags and possible H1N1 virus carriers.

Twisted Cane Ball.

I got this at Ikea, I don't know if they still have them.

Paint swatch.

Helped out with a bit of painting at M&P's Reservoir abode, this is the colour's name. Pretty sweet.

LEST WE FORGET.

Building with a spawn problem.

Spartan Soldier, Hellenic Republic.

This is blasphemy! This is madness!


Madness.......?

THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Explosive Rubber Chicken.

This was another wild gift from Chantell. When you squeezed it this crazy gross egg type thing came out of it's ass. Last night while I was squeezing it therapeutically it exploded in my face. A foul smelling viscous liquid shot into my eyes and into my computer keyboard and onto my monitor. I believe I felt a slight burning sensation. I sent some of the substance away to be tested, the scientists said it didn't originate on Earth. That yellow ball was the yolk which I found later at a great distance from the body. I start intensive psychotherapy tomorrow.

Current project.

A dirty old frankenstein computer I built today, it is currently running Ubuntu 9.04. I like that someone wrote broken on part of it. Clearly not son, clearly not.

Pigs.

Tampered with Cirque De Soleil Ad.

There's something very funny to me about these stuck on googly eyes.

Labelled foods.

It would be pretty cool if all food had what it was labelled on the side, except everything at McDonald's would say "shit".

Northcote Social Club.

Went to see Lisa Mitchell at the NSC this evening. She is good. The people who come to see her seem to have some issues with watching a show quietly. Also she might be on drugs. That is all.

Mr Sheen.

The Prime Minister of Australia is awesome at cleaning shit.

Space Alien Guitar Case.

I stencilled this space alien onto my guitar case back in high school when I was obsessed with space aliens and doing stupid shit. Things have only marginally changed since then.