Depth Charge.

I don't know what it means but I like it.

Crocodile Skin Keyring.

Straight outta the NT.

A-1

I have started doing a some work for this company today. When they received their order of uniforms they were all wrong. It should say Recyclers. They opted not to have them replaced. ???

GTA IV.

I got through Grand Theft Auto IV again this weekend. I got a bit more out of it the second time around. I look forward to the new episode next month, The Ballad of Gay Tony.

The Greatest Team of All.

The Geelong Cats win a thrilling Grand Final over the Saints by two goals. I was excited, even if no one else in my sphere seemed to be.

Grand Final Parade.

It occurs to me looking at these photos that there were many more St Kilda supporters than Geelong supporters present. But I was wearing a Cats beanie with a pom pom on top, so I win. And so do..........

More Thursday Rain.

I did some work with JMac today. The weather started out OK, then it poured rain for an hour and then we put a roof on in the sun in the afternoon. Crowded House were right.

Repairs.

My new LCD screen arrived from Hong to the Kong. I took this photo from another camera during a break from proceedings and to let the rage I was feeling towards the fiddly ass job, subside.

THERAPIST AVAILABLE.

You add a space to one of these words and it becomes something else entirely.

Colgout.

This is what I am taking to fix the gout. It could probably also be effectively marketed as a laxative.

Happy Birthday Sister.

It is my sister's 30th Birthday today. Here is a small portion of the card that I have knocked up for her. Elements of it are very entertaining to me.

GoutTastic.

Today has been and exciting day. My sister had drinks for her 30th Birthday, the Cats smashed the Pies in the Preliminary Final and I woke up with the inability to walk. I tried to see a regular doctor but was unable to find one open. After careful deliberation I took myself off to St V's Emergency to get it checked out. Four and a half hours later they tell me I have had an attack of the Gout. All I know is, it goddamn hurts.

KV.

Take a wild stab at who my favourite author is.

Satched Zac.

It has been raining steadily all day. I have been out. Upon returning home I find this dog absolutely, retardedly wet. I think he likes standing in the rain. He also stubbornly refuses to look at the camera. Because he hates me.

Auritone Clock.

Paige and Mike gave me this old Auritone clock for my birthday. It is in good working order but when plugged in it makes a lot of noise. It will remain a display item for now.

P.75

Scantily Clad Woman Rides Horse While Holding Rifle.

This is the kind of street art I can really get behind.

Volkswagen Type 2.

Birthday celebrations continued into early this morning. Excessive alcohol + no LCD screen = Not too many great photos. This VW was on Mile's T-Shirt.

I have ordered a new LCD, it is on its way from Hong Kong. Yeehah.

Some Thing.

This thing was stuck on a BBQ at Coburg Lake. It is quite elaborate for a piece of graffiti or whatever the hell it is.

Happy Birthday to me!

Today I turned 33. Hoorah. I guess.

Shoo Shoo*.

The third member of the tribe. She was found hanging around the bins at Safeway. She ended up being pretty friendly towards me.


*Shoo Shoo? Shu Shu? Shew Shew? Shoe Shoe?

I await verification.

A-Z. Fast.

I have been typing the alphabet fast lately on Facebook. 4.16 seconds is quick I guess. Top 9% in the world man.

Run Golly Run.

Mirror Ball, Corner Hotel.

We went to see Lisa Mitchell at the Corner tonight. She is very good. She is nineteen years old. When I was nineteen I didn't know my ass from my elbow.

An Equally Magnificent Specimen.

A Magnificent Hairy Specimen.

Late Night, Reservoir Station.

Fortunately, I survived.

A Feline Silhouette at Dusk.

The Mop Eats.

The Mop having a feed. Unlike the cats, food does not seem a high priority for Stella. Mischief on the other hand.

Weird.

What is this thing? What is it holding? Is it a giant double ended sex aid? We may never know.