The Hoi Gee Cafe.

Noodles from the Hoi Gee Cafe are pretty damn good. It's hard to know how fresh their product is, going by how many customers they have, but the boys are having a red hot go and I have not died from dysentery yet, so hoorah.

Public Enemies.

I saw Public Enemies today. I am a huge fan of Michael Mann and yet again he didn't disappoint, historical inaccuracies aside. Do yourself a favour, go and see it.

Well Endowed Stick Man.

This stick figure has a disproportionately large penis.

This Show.

This show! This show is ridiculous. There is so much batshit insane stuff going on, I can't even begin to explain it. It is utterly ridiculous and totally unmissable.

Laura Models an Oversized Pirate Hat.

We tried to make a pirate hat out of newspaper. It ended up being ridiculously large. The Herald-Sun would work better.

Winnie and Pig.

Winnie and her pig friend, sacked out.

Spicer Sportswear of Melbourne.

MADE IN KOREA.

Rainbow Rush.

Thomas and I journeyed to G-Town to extract some old lockers from Toff's school. We hired a dodgy $50 removal truck. Rainbow Rush is the flavour to keep the stench at bay.

Sos.

Look at the Old Man posing in his winter jacket.

PS. Sister, is it just Sos or is it Saus? Like a sausage.

My Favourite.

I am saving all my spare cash. Only 3 and a half months to go. Look how cool they look with their cool sunglasses and their cool jackets. If only I could be that cool. I am going to camp out for tickets. Wearing sunglasses. I cannot cannot cannot wait. A little bit of pee came out. Just thinking about it. Must. Go. On. Living. Only 3.5 months!

Pink Shark Ejaculates from Mouth.

De la Terre à la Lune.

July 20, Nineteen hundred, sixty-nine is a date which will be remembered as long as our species exists.

Like Jackie.

This dog seems at times to enjoy sitting in a chair like a human. Weird.

Stars.

The roof of the Shot Tower building in Melbourne Central. We went to see (penis spinning around and then stops directly pointing at camera and the eye says) "Brüno". It was some funny funny shit.

Aboriginal Painted Bird.

This bird is a new addition to the loungeroom.

Zac.

This dog lives with me now. It regularly looks at me in a strange way.

Rearview Mirror.

Thanks Eddie Vedder.

Train Seat Pattern.

The crazy ass seats of a Connex train. Trying to alleviate boredom during a trip on the Pakenham Line.

Slasherville.

Rain falls on Slasherville House.

Converse All-Stars.

Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana was named the Hottest song of all time today on Triple J. In honour of the first shot of the video here is a pic of a pair of blue All-Stars. There must have been a time in the early nineties when Converse executives couldn't believe their luck.

My LCD Screen.

It is a sad state of affairs, when in order to see my camera settings and such I have to plug it into my television. GD smashed up screen.

High School for Coburg.

It seems like they want a High School for the Stan. I don't think it is necessary. The mean streets of this here Burg should be school enough for today's yoof.

Dinosaur.

This dinosaur was a gift from Grey to Berwick Jack. It cracks me up. It bites down on your finger and then it's little dino arms get going and eventually it make a meow sound. I am easily entertained.

fcuk you.

San Andreas.

"So you back on the block huh? Yeah yeah it's good to see you back."

GTA:San Andreas. One of the all time great video games.

Self.

The first photo of my Krusty the Clown style bonce in over six months of doing this.

Football Was The Winner.

Geelong played St Kilda today after both teams remained undefeated after 13 rounds. This photo was taken with 1:20 to go and after Gardiner from the Saints had marked in front. He kicked the goal and the Saints went on to deservedly win the match. But in my mind even though the Cats went down, ultimately, football was the winner.

Sad Timid Bunny.

Northcote Station, Platform 1.

Ferrari 156 F1 - 1961

One of the prettiest Red Cars ever.

Interestingly Addressed Envelope.

I found this letter the other day. It was an experiment by Advico to see whether a crazily addressed envelope would arrive. After several days of waiting patiently it appeared. They evidently decided to "try Sheffield St". Ah ha ha ha ha. Slashertown.