Skott towel.

My Grandma gave me two towels embroidered with what is technically not my name for my 21st Birthday. That is pretty cool.

Lion Nite-Lite.

This is a light I had when I was a boy. I was afraid of the dark and the space monkey from the movie E.T. On the reverse it says NITE-LITE, FINCH IND P/L, AUSTRALIA, CS.1964 VIC.

The clocks at Flinders Street Station.

Another pre-mobile telephone meeting place. It still seems to be the meeting place for bogans, scally-wags and possible H1N1 virus carriers.

Twisted Cane Ball.

I got this at Ikea, I don't know if they still have them.

Paint swatch.

Helped out with a bit of painting at M&P's Reservoir abode, this is the colour's name. Pretty sweet.

LEST WE FORGET.

Building with a spawn problem.

Spartan Soldier, Hellenic Republic.

This is blasphemy! This is madness!


Madness.......?

THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Explosive Rubber Chicken.

This was another wild gift from Chantell. When you squeezed it this crazy gross egg type thing came out of it's ass. Last night while I was squeezing it therapeutically it exploded in my face. A foul smelling viscous liquid shot into my eyes and into my computer keyboard and onto my monitor. I believe I felt a slight burning sensation. I sent some of the substance away to be tested, the scientists said it didn't originate on Earth. That yellow ball was the yolk which I found later at a great distance from the body. I start intensive psychotherapy tomorrow.

Current project.

A dirty old frankenstein computer I built today, it is currently running Ubuntu 9.04. I like that someone wrote broken on part of it. Clearly not son, clearly not.

Pigs.

Tampered with Cirque De Soleil Ad.

There's something very funny to me about these stuck on googly eyes.

Labelled foods.

It would be pretty cool if all food had what it was labelled on the side, except everything at McDonald's would say "shit".

Northcote Social Club.

Went to see Lisa Mitchell at the NSC this evening. She is good. The people who come to see her seem to have some issues with watching a show quietly. Also she might be on drugs. That is all.

Mr Sheen.

The Prime Minister of Australia is awesome at cleaning shit.

Space Alien Guitar Case.

I stencilled this space alien onto my guitar case back in high school when I was obsessed with space aliens and doing stupid shit. Things have only marginally changed since then.

Shoes.

Two pairs of shoes neatly placed next to a pole on the corner of Chambers and Sheffield Streets in Coburg.

The Benjamin Button of dogs.

Archie pensively reflects on the fact that he is a young dog trapped in the body of an old man.

The Lost and Damned.

I have been playing the GTA IV DLC a lot lately, it truly is good shit for very little cash. Rockstar are incredibly good at what they do.

Mirror ball.

The Greek mirror ball above the Greek dancefloor at Natalia's Greek cuisine, the location of Desi's Birthday get together. Opa!

Wall outside PBS, Collingwood.

Union Lane, Melbourne.

Frogskins.

Another quality Ararat score. Vintage Oakley Frogskins brochure and vintage Oakley Frogskins Violet Iridium/Clear Grey. Also pictured 2007 Limited Edition Oakley Frogskins Violet Iridium/Crystal Clear.

Technics SB-X500

Honeycomb Disc Speaker System.
A quality item retrieved from Ararat.

Xmas flowers in early April.

I promise this will be the last one. They are going in the bin.

Reo removed from crushed concrete.

Strauchanie!

My brother Andrew went to a party as Bryan "Strauchanie" Strauchan.

Strauchanie!

Ass Patrao of the year.

In 2000 I was Nando's Australia Assistant Patrao Of The Year. What is a patrao? you say. I don't really know, some Portuguese shit I think.

The feature wall.

The rarely looked at feature wall which has become a feature again.

Hockey sticks.

My indoor and outdoor hockey sticks from when I was a Legend of the game. Note the Slazenger brand snobbery and Oakley sticker advertising. Legendary.