Happy New Year.

This seems like an appropriate way to ring in the New Year.

The Joker.

Gus and Chicken.

Gus seems fond of his chicken. So much so he will attempt to kill in order to protect it. You can also see his more psychotic younger brother lurking in the background, just waiting for blood.

One Tree Hill.

Eight kms should be far enough away to be safe from those monstrous winged beasts.

Killer Birds Of Green Hill Lake.

Don't look at it through your binoculars, run goddamn it, that thing is huge, it will peck your eyes out. AAAAAAAH!

Halls Gap From The Pinnacle.

The view from the Pinnacle in the middle of a Boxing Day road trip through the Gramps.

Merry XMAS!

Santa Claus.

Skott Bauble.

A brand new bauble on a brand new tree in a brand new house. Good work to all those involved.

100000km.

In other Conformodore related news, she ticked over 100000km today. Not bad for a 25 year old pile of poo.

LPG.

The Commodore was converted to Liquefied Petroleum Gas over the weekend. Good news for the wallet.

Old Man Elf Head.

The Grey Ghost is mad for Xmas festivities. Here he sports an elf hat while being forcefully restrained due to unbridled yuletide excitement.

The Convent Again.

AT LAST! ABLETT WINS MEDAL.

Harley William Roach.

Mandy and Brad's brand spanking new boy, Harley. He seems like a hell of a good little fella.

Squirrel Po-lice.

This copper is packing heat.

Lisa Mitchell.

Saw Lisa Mitchell at The Thornbury Theatre this evening for her secret XMas show. 'Twas very good.

Laid Out.

Since his recent return from the "pet resort", this dog has done nothing but lay his ass down. Wherever, whenever. I think the "pet resort" sapped his will to live.

The Things That I Had To Bring.

I headed around to Advico and Picto's to watch the season finale of Dexter. It was shoooockkkkkinnnngggg!!! These are the objects I was told to bring, except the crazy postcard, that belongs to some other people, who need to figure out how to get it.

Brunswick Green.

Kybrook Pet Retreat.

Not much of a resort, if you ask me.

Someone's Hiding.

Winnie thought it would be fun to hide in a hole under the fence. I thought it would be fun to photograph it.

Fortuna.

This statue is goddamn ugly. I do like the look on her face and the fact that she is holding a skull.

Tuning.

The Goon Bag Entrepreneur tunes up before regaling us with more magical songs.

Creepy Doll Head.

I found this creepy ass doll in someone's yard back when I was working in Ararat. It is still hanging around, being creepy.

Bird Mobile.

I recently inherited this bird mobile. It hangs above the kitchen sink. It has a mild calming effect.

Man Chews Straw.

Black Lead.

Of the named paddocks on the property in Ararat, this is my favourite. I like the Ye Olde font that has been used.

Tuck 2009.

My brother broke his arm earlier in the week so I helped him and Ash bury their smaller cat Tuck. He probably died from a snake bite. We knocked up a cross for the little fella and there he lays.

Bernard's Magic Shop.

I happened upon the auction today for this Elizabeth Street stalwart. I believe the final bid for the building was $7,010,000. Seven million and ten thousand dollars. That's a lot of top hats filled with rabbits.

Crazy Brunswick Tree.

This tree was only possible due to the kind donations of the Brunswick community! ie. Junk.

All in a Day's Work.

Child's Toy.

I wonder if there is one or more of these objects in every doctors surgery in Australia.

It's Beginning to Look More Like Xmas.

An angel from Paige and Mike's tree in Res.

Childhood Book.

This book, Little Black Sambo, is undoubtedly racist and I'm not sure where it came from when I was a child, but something about the crudeness of the illustration used to send me into fits of uncontrollable laughter.

North.

I rode the Moonee Ponds Creek trail north today. This is taken on the Western Ring Road pathj looking almost to the city. This part of the ride is boring and electrifying at the same time.

Serious Eye Problem.

Chantell and Sam spent some time in Thailand earlier in the month, they brought me back some stuff, including a bottle of Havana Club Añejo Blanco and this dude who has a real problem with bloodshot and bulging eyes. He also has something protruding down south which may or may not be his appendage.

Sarah Blasko.

The Arias were on tonight. And while they were very shit, for the most part the right people won, including Sarah Blasko who I heart to bits.

Weirdness.

This mess of concrete and railway line is along the Merri Creek Path near CERES. It beats me what it is supposed to be.

XMas Wreath.

A wreath in the Foodcourt at Barkly Square, my Monday/Tuesday lunchtime hangout.

A Picture of Six Dogs.

Work it out.

Self Portrait at Coburg Station.

Don't Tell Tom.

Jenni's 30th Birthday was held at the Penny Black which used to be Don't Tell Tom which used to be the Brunswick Post Office. This is prior to the heavens opening for like 15 hours.

Scary Looking Dude.

A scary dude on a railway box near Moreland Station.

DUNRO.

Down Under the Normanby Road Overpass.

Logistics.

Two blokes discuss the logistics of depositing a water tank over a fence, early on a sunny Ballarat Cup morning.

Good For You!

I think someone must be learning Anglish here.

Alien Wears a Crown of Thorns.

Abbotsford Convent.

Nicky and Jared Steel.

Nicky and Jared Steel. 14th November, 2009. Maribyrnong Boathouse, Moonee Ponds.

Egg Like Thing.

This seems to be representation of an egg like human. We all know how much I like humans that are shaped like eggs.

Rat Chaser.

My second last day of looking after Rat Chaser, Poofta Paw, Ghostly, Mental Archibold. Him and his gay-ass paw look quite content in this picture.